britneyspears:

Sometimes I do impressions…

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yeahmicah:




“Boy, quit playin.”

yeahmicah:

ohstopityou

“Boy, quit playin.”

*teacher voice* pick up at least one piece of trash before you leave the room

sorry you’re too heavy to pick up

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amishpopstar:

when you’re cuter than someone but their selfies always get more notesimage

come-get-it-baee:

when u have to poop but alot of people are over
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4gifs:

Aladdin’s a jerk

4gifs:

Aladdin’s a jerk

ryannxp:

this is important

Anonymous asked:
When was the last time you saw your dick fatty?

patrick-of-north:

hitmonliam:

Last night when I pulled it out your dads ass!

youstoopidbitch:

screamandshout:

showing up at my high school reunion like

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More like: 

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"I should probably masturbate"
me whenever I’m home alone  (via sexual-feelings)

No really, I don’t really wanna sing at karaoke tonight..

taller-than-m0st:

several cocktails later..

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dripping-adorableness:

Friend: ”We’re all going out this weekend, you wanna-“

Me:

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